Mindsturbation.
Urban dictionary (yes, the ghetto cousin of Merriam-Webster) defines the term as:
“To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.”
It already sucks that someone thought of the mindsturbation term way before I did (although I did not find out until I’ve thought of the term), but their meaning to the term mindsturbation is very different from my definition. They actually mean, to masturbate (but not using the hands but the mind).
When I was thinking for a coined word for the blog that I will be creating (have created), I was looking for a word to describe the act of thinking differently, opening the mind, looking at things on a different perspective, stimulating the mind to promote understanding. (and, yes of course, I was trying to look for something naughty too. Guilty)
For me, mindsturbation is the act of stimulating the mind to give pleasure (not necessarily sexual) to a person. It’s like saying “intellectually stimulating” actually.
e.g. “I just had a mindsturbating conversation with this girl I met at the park. She was amazing.”
”Dude, I was smoking weed last night, right. I was just staring at nothing man, then I had a mindsturbating experience. I now understand the meaning of life man. Totally rocks man.”
See, it has more ring to it than just saying intellectually stimulating.
All of us mindsturbate. I do. In fact, I do it daily. Multiple times (Oh yeah!). When you wake up in the morning, and you are not sure if you are to go to the office or not, you are mindsturbating. When you don’t know what to wear, you mindsturbate. When you are creating a blog post, you are mindsturbating. When you try solve a problem at work, you mindsturbate. When you see a very beautiful woman on television, wearing a 2 piece bikini, with large breast, long legs, flat stomach, and a round ass… you lock the door first. then you mindsturbate.
To have a good and satisfying mindsturbation, keep in mind that it involves a lot of thinking and imagining things. You have to have great imagination. Great imagination equals great mindsturbation. Sometimes it helps when you massage your head (around the temples). It helps on the circulation of blood in the head. You can use baby oil to maximize the effect of the massage. When mindsturbating, you must start slow. Don’t force your brain to think fast and hard yet. That will come later. Keep your train of thought straight. As you go along, pick up the pace and go faster (deeper). Think faster and think deeper. You will feel the need to go faster as you go along especially when you are approaching your goal – the enlightening thought. And when you do come to a conclusion and reach your goal, you burst into an inexplicable happiness and satisfaction.
Mindsturbation is actually healthy. It keeps your mind active. It keeps the circulation of blood to your head on a good level. It relieves your tension. It’s a nice way to de-stress. It is also good to mindsturbate with somebody, especially your love ones. You can also do mindsturbation in groups, Mass Mindsturbation.
This blog will feature my thoughts as results of my constant mindsturbation. You can also share your enlightening insights about anything. I encourage you to mindsturbate me. Mindsturbate all of us, by sharing your thoughts.
Like it or not (you are a hypocrite if you say you don’t like it), Mindsturbation is part of growing up. Mindsturbation is part of being human.
“Come” and Mindsturbate!
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Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 1:56 umaga
-=cuteberl=-
base. balik ako mamaya…
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 3:16 umaga
timangkey
antay ka namin.hehehe
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 3:10 umaga
aninipot
hmmm, this is the second time i read ’bout mindsturbation.. may blog na ang pangalan ay mindsturbation…
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 3:17 umaga
timangkey
sakto aninipot.hehehe nag comment ka pa na parang familiar sayo ung blogger.hehehe LOL
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:33 umaga
aninipot
wahahaha, i knew it….magaling ka nga timangkey..pero magtago man ang matsing..makikilala parin..hahaha
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:40 umaga
timangkey
hehehe kaya nga bilib ako sayo. naamoy mo pa ako dun sa isang blog na un. ikaw lang nakakilala dun sa akin na hindi ko sinabihan.lol
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 3:16 umaga
-=cuteberl=-
Nabasa ko na… Nice post timangkey… medyo papalikutin lang ang isip mo at yun talga ang punto niya…
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 3:17 umaga
timangkey
ayun… bumalik ka na pala.hehehe
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 6:13 umaga
-=cuteberl=-
oo nman.. ngayon nga lang uli nakabalik dami ginagawa…
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 4:06 umaga
Pong
wala lang kuya tim basta naalala ko to nung nagclose ang mga ibang wp accounts.
hindi ko na binasa istorya (dahil nabasa ko na siya nun) ito ni yaya at ikaw ahahah
be blessed!
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 4:10 umaga
timangkey
tama… naalala mo pa yung incident na yun? galing naman ng memory.hehehe nag flanax ka? teka flanax nga ba un? LOL
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 4:17 umaga
Pong
ahahaha
laking star margarine to kuya tim ehehehehe
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 4:37 umaga
etchosera
Mindsturbation is actually healthy. It keeps your mind active. It keeps the circulation of blood to your head on a good level. It relieves your tension. It’s a nice way to de-stress.
>>> yeah right it keeps ur mind active. Katulad ng sau laging active hahaha. Tama ka rin ng sinabi mo na xedmpre nag isip ka rin ng mejo may pagka naughty hahaha. Si Tim pa weeeeeeeee.
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 4:44 umaga
timangkey
weeeeeeeee?
oist, bawal na daw wang wang ngaun! lol
active ba mind ko? parang hindi naman. parang tuod nga eh.hahaha
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:23 umaga
Len
diba yan yung isang site mo??
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:25 umaga
timangkey
di ko maasikaso eh.hahaha mas madali dito na lang lahat.hehehe
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:30 umaga
Pong
maisingit nga dito
kilala ko si MAC ahahaahah
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:33 umaga
timangkey
sino si MAC?hahaha bulong mo dali!
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:30 umaga
Len
haha, kaya pala balik WP ka eh, nice pa naman nung isang post mu don.. yung WE MAN at WOMEN hehehe
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:34 umaga
timangkey
wehehe kung me ipost ako dun, dito ko na rin ipopost. ung mga past entries ko about leetspeak ang ung ibang post dapat dun. kaso katamad magbukas bukas wordpress. lalo dito sa office pa ako, dapat covert.hahaha
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:43 umaga
Pong
nakilala din kaya kita kuya tim
tapos nung nagopen na ang WP
special mention pa kami ni mam kuhrach nung magpost ka dito di ba?
aminin mo? bilis ajajajajajaj
secret nalang si MAC kuya tim ahahaah
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 5:49 umaga
timangkey
sabihin mo! sabihin mo. iba ban kita dito. lol bulong lang naman eh. walang makakarinig.ahahaha
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 6:40 umaga
J. Kulisap
Minsturbation is familiar. Oh..pasusyal pa, pinadugo ang ilong ko. Hinayupak. Magdedemanda ako
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 8:14 umaga
timangkey
oo. nagcomment ka na sa blog na yan. nag comment na din ako sa bahay mo gamit yan.hehehe
dugo ka dyan. mas nakakadugo kaya ung mga entry nyo.
nga pala speaking of…. BAKIT UNG MGA NAGMIMILAGRO NA MGA IMAHE PANAY SA MATA DUMUDUGO. SIGURO DAHIL WALA NAMAN NAG SPEAKING OF ENGLISH THERE NOH? LOL
PAG KINAUSAP MO BA NG ENGLISH UNG NAGMIMILAGRONG IMAHE, DUDUGO DIN ILONG? TARA SUBUKAN NATIN!
LOL
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 8:13 umaga
kaye
haha! Tim. nasabi na saken na ikaw ang mayari ng blog site na yun eh…
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 8:15 umaga
timangkey
wehehehe… hindi ko mamaintain eh. panay pangtimangkey lang kaya ko isipin sa ngaun.hahaha
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 11:29 umaga
yiN
Putik. Alam kong existing blogger pero di ko napatunayan na ikaw, isa ka sa mga pinagdudahan ko pero ayun huli pa rin ako. Eh sino yung nagpapa-remind kay mindsturbator tungkol sa akin na kagaya ko daw na madalas mo iwang dura dun sa crib? Hahaha. Langya ka Tim!
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 12:22 umaga
timangkey
hehehe… madami. ung mga makukulit ang utak.
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 12:51 hapon
leemi
ikaw yung mahilig mag mindsturbate na yun?..
wahahha… ayos!!!
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 12:25 umaga
timangkey
yep.hehehe
Hulyo 20, 2010 Sa 1:24 hapon
kuhracha
di ko alam kung sinadya mo ipadiscover saken to nun nagcomment ka dati sa blog ko.
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 12:27 umaga
timangkey
nope. sadyang un kasi ung comment na napansin mo. nag comment din ako using timangkey. 🙂
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 2:37 umaga
beeftapa
nabasa ko na to dati o re-post talaga to?
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 3:48 umaga
timangkey
its from mindsturbation.wordpress.com. 🙂
the other blog i started but wasnt able to continue.
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 3:37 umaga
hitokirihoshi
sa iyo ba ito o sa ibang blogger. hmmm so iisa ba kayo?
pero in fairness ngayon nag-sink sa kokote ko ang isyu na ito. hahaha
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 3:49 umaga
timangkey
one and the same. 🙂
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 6:01 umaga
salbehe
Mas gusto ko ang meaning ng Urban Dictionary. Mas madaling maintindihan. =) Pero gusto ang ideya mo, mas nakakakulot ng utak.
Hulyo 21, 2010 Sa 6:06 umaga
timangkey
kulot utak mo? ano pa ang kulot sayo? 😀